Daily Funny from Niles

Niles: "Okay, if you were saying the phrase, 'to make ends meet' how would you spell the word 'meet'?"

Me: "Meet"

Niles: "Oh. You mean it's not 'meat'? Like to make ends 'meat'... Like you're working to bring food to the table?"

Me (hand over mouth, jaw nearly hitting table, eyes starting to fill with tears of laughter); "Uh, no."

Niles: "Doesn't that make sense? Making ends to turn them into meat?"

Such is my life. =)